Dear Miley Cyrus

Dear Miley Cyrus,

Hold on one second while I pull my jaw off the floor. I just finished watching your new music video "Can't be Tamed".

Ok. Better now. I proceed.

First off : WHERE ARE YOUR PARENTS?!?!?!! Where are the adult figures in your life who can tell you that you are dressed like a whore and dancing and gyrating your hips like a trained call girl? And you're HOW OLD? Seventeen years old. Barely seventeen years old. YOU ARE NOT EVEN LEGAL YET!!!! I get it....your no longer Hannah Montana and you want to shed your 'good girl image' and all that and let me shake your hand because you not only shed that image, you're so far from an innocent and fresh faced teenage girl and are now a bonafied ass shaking, clevage baring, dance lapping pretty woman/Julie Roberts type wannabe. You want to be taken seriously as an "older and more mature" person....so instead of showing off your clavicle and protruding hip bones, why don't you use your brain instead. Show me your talent. Do you forget that 8, 9, 10 year old, impressionable little girls are looking to you as their inspiration and hero? You say its not your job to raise the youth of today, but you don't have much of a choice in it. You have more influence over these young minds than their parents. They see you dressed up like some bird with wings and boots that shouldn't be worn unless you are over the age of 50, talking about breaking free and not being held captive...ummm sweetheart. You are 17....technically you have no rights. Your parents could and SHOULD tell you what you can and can not do and you have to do it because, again, YOU ARE SEVENTEEN!!! Why do you want to grow up so fast? Why do you want to be seen as some sex symbol rather than inspiration in some other form? What happened to integrity and common sense? Where are you going to go from here? My heart breaks watching you pretend to be someone older than you are. My heart breaks for the millions of little girls asking their moms for thigh high boots and low cut shirts. They want to be beautiful. They see you as beautiful. Take some responsibility in your position of being a public figure and do something positive. Be someone positive. Dress like a whore later when you have been devirginized for more than 5 years. And please God tell me you are still a virigin, please. I don't know though...your parents don't seem to care much about what you do. Be patient. Take your time. Learn another language. Read a book. Go to college. Just please...please stop cheapening yourself to nothing more than some undressed, overpriveldged, doesn't know what the hell she is talking about whore. Because you aren't a whore.

PS--Christina Aguerla....ummm....yeah. I know you're older and such. But wow....your newest music video....wow. I think music videos should now be rated like TV shows. Because yours deserves to be on some playboy music video channel and not on a classic like VH-1 playing next to sweet little innocent Justin Beiber. (but lets face it...his sex tape is in the works and should make an appearance in like 5-8 years.)

That is all for now.