Why is Becky blogging?

In a world where people post WAAAAY too much information about themselves (things I do not want to hear and things I could give two shits about) you may be asking yourself "Why self? Why is Becky taking a gander at penning her thoughts down in cyberworld?" Well friends, the answer is simple: I'm funny. I really am. I don't say that with any sort of ego or false hope-its just a fact. Becky is short. Becky has brown hair. Becky's dog is Riley. Becky is funny. Its as if God Himself came down and touched my funnybone Himself thats how good I am. And honestly, its selfish of me to withhold all my awesomeness with just the select few people in my life. So here I am world. Embrace me. Enjoy me. I am here.

What will I blog about you may be wondering? But really you can't ask such a question. It's like asking Rachel Ray what she is making for dinner-she's so good she doesn't come up with a reciepe or plan-its just comes to her because she's genius! Inspiration comes to me in forms of people, thoughts, and life expierence and to say I am going to write about a certain thing boxes me in and frankly, my supreem being can not be put into a corner-I have wings Charlie. I need to fly (Rosie Perez-It Could Happen to You-great movie even if you hate Nicholas Cage which I sorta do although I loved National Treasure but I wouldn't even give him the credit for my passion of archelogical digging and treasure finding) SEE! See how my mind works? See how amazing I am? I am on one thought and I go off on another like a rollercoaster of Becky goodness. And that's what I will be for you dear people-your conductor on the rollercoaster of my life. I will share with you my knowledge and expierences that happen to me on a daily basis. Crazy things that happen at work and my distaste for people in general. My wonderful eccentric husband and all his weirdness and dance moves. I will let you in on the most amazing pereson in my life-my dog. She will rock your socks off-even those little ankle socks that are tough to get off because of the elastic banding that the makers so wisely invested time and money into. I will tell you stories that will shrink your balls to the size of raisins. So fasten your seatbelts kids. The adventure is just beginning.

Sincerly,
Becky